Zenfkr: Cari, I'm moving to Olympia this summer,
wanna be my girlfriend?
We would just have lots of degrading sex
and I'd be emotionally unavailable but I'd take you
to Action/Adventure movies sometimes.
Shop Girl 130: Zen, what an offer!
Zenfkr: I'll let you think about it.

Iceblueyedbabe37: When my botox and mood elevators
wear off I'm gonna look and feel like I resent that remark.

MosesNoahsBest: Sam is quite the pervert.
SamMan1rdu: I am.

Yov1: Ok who is naked here besides me?

BriliantBrunet1: You can tell I'm classy.
When I cyber my pinky fingers are extended.

HardFlower: My nephews were at the beach in North Carolina.
This young southern chickette asked them, "Y'all Yankees?".
One of my nephews responded, "No. We're from Cleveland. We're Indians fans."N

Fusion07: Let's talk sports.
Annioakleaf: I find that any good sports chat can be terminated
by sitting on the man's face.W

A7InchFireplug: JULIA, SHOULD HAVE GIVIN THEM THE DEATH
PENELTY
A7InchFireplug: SOMETIMES I HIDE
A7InchFireplug: BUT ALL I REALLY IS TO HOLD YOU TIGHT
Fusion07: I just found my 7InchIgnore button

A left turn and a nose dive

ThugEsqX: I'm not your average idiot.

Iceblueyedbabe37: I've always known who I am...except for that one college party
MKinLA2007: hahaha Icey

Noleslaw: jazz? There's a bus leaving Seattle in 90 minutes. Be under it.

Mike Hunt Berns: Oh hell, you're all bitches.

ThugEsqX: i never lie............i mislead.....lying is for ameteurs..............

Alicia Huberman: i like when the room is all about me

FIRM ATTORNEY: i'm not offended, i had my emotions removed in pre law

Silveroro: i think the expression 'my bad' is really indicative of the final decline of western civilization

Anastmosis: I must be tired, I dont get you people

DC Dream Is Back: Brillo...I cudn't agree more wit cha!
BriIiantBrunet1: agreeing with me ...that's practically foreplay

OhbIigatorySN: I was doing quite well flirting with Brandi until it was uncovered she was a real person.

MayorMcDreamy: she's immoral
SlkStockngsNLace: neener neener
MKinLA2007: I'd bet all of Sum's money Mayor is jazz
MayorMcDreamy: Cuch.........there is no such thing as a moral whore
LegallyBlonde46: Slk - you're immoral I tell you!
Shamrocksnlace51: Murph lmao that would not surprise me in the least jazz has a twisted sense of omnipotence
LucyLishus61: hahahahha Mar, you need to put that on the site

Alicia Huberman: and the room takes a left turn and a nose dive